Jesus fucking Christ. I cannot understand the logic behind an artist (term used loosely) repeatedly returning to one of their former works, in attempts to exploit it. I mean, Immortal made Sons Of Northern Darkness, then BROKE THE FUCK UP, realizing they could never top it. For real, what the piss? You want to add another song/dance number to the cantina scene because kids will like it? Great. Make a FUCKING kids movie then. (You know, like one where ten or fifteen Jedi children aren't viciously murdered for no reason.)
I guess it had to come to this, considering 3-D is about the only bad movie cliche the Star Wars franchise hasn't been rectally violated with yet. That and Harry Dean Stanton.
Fuck this asshole.
